Any developpos out there?

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
11/01/2016 at 11:28 • Filed to: None

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On behalf of all QA analysts out there, please stop treating us like second-rate citizens. Passing us a blank defect/story with no details and not including us in scrums does not help our function at all. We’re not psychic, you know.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > 404 - User No Longer Available
11/01/2016 at 11:36

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You’re not second rate citizens, you’re the enemy.


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > 404 - User No Longer Available
11/01/2016 at 11:41

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I’d like to pile on by saying, you’re in bed with auditors.


Kinja'd!!! RyanFrew > CalzoneGolem
11/01/2016 at 11:46

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Hahaha, yessss; this. As a former Project Manager, this isn’t the way it should be, but it’s the way it is.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > 404 - User No Longer Available
11/01/2016 at 11:53

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And the developpos can easily say to the BAs of the world to stop passing us specs that really aren’t specs, but rather a reflection that someone managed to find the “user story” case type in JIRA.

Fortunately, I’m the BA, the developer, the QA team, and the Kanban master all rolled into one.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem
11/01/2016 at 11:55

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No, the end user is the enemy. Developers are just the bain of Sys Admins existence.

“You can’t even figure out how to forward your ssh key to a host and you want me to give you root level access!?! GTFAC”.


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
11/01/2016 at 11:55

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Poor BAs destroy the whole show.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > 404 - User No Longer Available
11/01/2016 at 11:57

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I’d be happy if my QA actually, yanno, QA’d a thing instead of just rubber-stamping releases due for production. I’m absolutely tired of re-releasing time and time again just to resolve issues that, 95% of the time, should have been found in pre-prod.

I’m expecting to work 6x24 from Nov 9 through Dec 20 for this reason. At least the paychecks will be nice I guess?


Kinja'd!!! Now_looking_for_a_cheap_car > 404 - User No Longer Available
11/01/2016 at 12:21

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I agree..the worst is a story that comes with no information at all


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
11/01/2016 at 12:26

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brb writing user story with the basis of a colorblind sapient mold 5,000 years in the future.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/01/2016 at 12:30

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Tell me about it... I actually had to spend a whole morning explaining SSH 101 to a developer yesterday, and I’m not even a sys admin.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/01/2016 at 14:47

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I have sudo configured to print out this when you don’t have permissions. Or I successfully prevent you from doing something.

“Nuh uh uh....you didn’t say the magic word!!!”


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/01/2016 at 14:51

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That’s more thought than most of our BAs bother to put into that.